A little GIS humor…
- If you have five dollars and Jack Dangermond has five dollars, Jack Dangermond has more money than you.
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Jack Dangermond’s computer. Jack Dangermond is always in control.
- Apple pays Jack Dangermond 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Jack Dangermond can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Jack Dangermond can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
- Jack Dangermond is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Jack Dangermond destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Jack Dangermond can kill two stones with one bird.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jack Dangermond.
- Jack Dangermond doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jack Dangermond has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Jack Dangermond.
- Jack Dangermond does not sleep. He waits.
- Jack Dangermond is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Jack Dangermond is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Jack Dangermond counted to infinity – twice.
- There is no chin behind Jack Dangermond’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Jack Dangermond does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Jack Dangermond is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Jack Dangermond’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Jack Dangermond can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Jack Dangermond doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Jack Dangermond can slam a revolving door.
- Jack Dangermond does not get frostbite. Jack Dangermond bites frost
- Jack Dangermond can divide by zero.
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Hilarious! bet this’ll be making the rounds!
Love it!
hei please change #17 to “There is only another GIS!”
amazing… and remember the CHUCK NORRIS of GIS
Anyone care to add more to the list?
Since you asked:
Jack Dangermond is the new black.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Jack Dangermond.
Jack Dangermond puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is once his pants are on, he makes gold records.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Jack Dangermond.